By Glenn and Jake Stop. Immediately look to the upper right hand corner of your computer monitor or iPed (Chinese bootleg of iPad). What time is it? It’s debate time! But it’s also reflective...
Debate: What is the best time zone?
Debate: Does ALF Believe in God?
By Jake and Glenn
When the alien life form (ALF) Gordon Shumway crashed his spacecraft into HAM radio enthusiast Willie Tanner’s garage, America’s pulse rose to a near catastrophic level. This...
Welcome to The Resistance
By Jake
Ever since Donald Trump became president there's been an elite group standing up to his agenda of hatred and class warfare: The Resistance.
To join The Resistance one needs to do little more...
Fart Sketch
By Jake
[Employees shuffle in.]
Sheryl: I'm excited for this presentation. I've never met the CEO. What's he like?
Will: He does a solid presentation, but you gotta be careful around this guy....
2017 Oscar Picks
By Jake and Glenn
Death. Disease. Pollution. Fascism. Gamers. Our societal collapse seems imminent. We are in freefall. School children are taught to cross out the first half of the famous line “It...
RIP David Bowie (One Year Anniversary)
By Glenn
The last thing this rotten world needs is another David Bowie memorial with a "personal twist," but it's all I have to give. He died a year ago today.
The above four pictures are the oldest...
Glenn's 2017 New Years Resolutions
By Glenn
Making resolutions for the upcoming year is, like voting, something we do to assert control in our unstable and uncertain lives. Many times this is the right choice and things actually change for the better. I did not make substantive resolutions in 2016 and the year was a disaster. Compare...
The Singularity
By Jake MerchNobody will argue with you when you say that the singularity is imminent. Sure, you might be standing on a milk crate on a corner downtown, using a makeshift megaphone made out of newspaper...
